The hubby saw this (big) little guy and jumped out of his chair saying “WHAT THE …?!?”
To explain, we have native California tarantulas, and in autumn, the males wander around looking for a hot date. This male somehow wandered into Suburban Stone Age and we found him stuck to the side of the house.
I am sorry to inform you Sir, but there are no tarantula women here for you today.
I put my little friend in a jar and am taking him to a luxurious tarantula resort, the Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area. There he can live in bliss and find the big, hairy woman of his dreams.
How to Help Tarantulas
If you see a tarantula on the move in your area, give them a break. Instead of swatting them with a newspaper, quietly observe these gentle giants. Chances are you aren’t what they are looking for, and will move along to find a mate elsewhere. If you need immediate help, call a spider-friendly friend or neighbor to remove and relocate them for you. Local wildlife centers may also have staff or volunteers who may be able to help you.
More Info on Tarantulas In California
If you would like to know more about the California tarantula, this video from Baynature.org is a great resource.